3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left!

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2. CLEAN POO: Type of poo that comes out but when you wipe your ass the paper comes out clean.

1. GHOST POO: The type of poo you feel coming out but when you check out the toilet there’s nothing there.