Archive for November 2016

So it happened!

Change is inevitable some people say.

But even the best of us didn’t see this coming.

The world has changed for ever in November 2016.

You will remember this date, when you children ask in years to come. “Why did it happen dad”

And you wont be able to answer.

Nobody understands why it happened.

Is it the dealings of an undercover KGB operation?

Is it part of the New World Order?

Is it just down to Greed?


Well there is no going back, its done and there is only 1 person to blame!!!


Mondelēz International, Inc., formerly Kraft Foods!

Why did you do it!!

Don’t mess with our Toblerone!

Christmas and Duty Free will never be the same again.

RIP Toblerone i’m off to get a Terry’s Chocolate Orange.



So at long last the book is ready for the Printers / Kindle Launch (once the cover artwork is changed)

So here’s your chance to be part of it.

Just £2 will get you a mention on the back page.

£5 will get you a mention & a PDF copy of the book.

£10 will get you a mention in the back & a printed copy of the book.

£15 will get you a mention in the back & printed copy signed by the Blonde herself.


Go on you know you want to!


Here we go week 4!

Despite the title this one does have a humorous ending.

First of all you’re going to need a piece of paper & a pen or pencil …. Off you go.

Got them? Good then let us begin.

We all know that person in the group who can read body language and is an expert on people, no? Oh well they are probably lurking in the group watching you all for their dissertation.

I’ve met a few actual training psychologists in my time through friends and occasionally you look at their partner and you wonder if it’s more like they’re a study case than a husband / wife!

Anyway here’s a bit of light-hearted fun…. Complete the first section before skipping to the end for your 100% accurate and official analysis 🙂



Draw the Pig






On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!

Draw your pig first!  And don’t look at the next part until you are done!  It won’t be fun if you look first!!!

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn;


  • Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
  • Toward the middle, you are a realist.
  • Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.


  • Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
  • Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
  • Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
  • Facing away & looking back over its shoulder at you … you have issues & an anal fixation … seriously get help!!


  • With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
  • With few details, you are emotional and naïve, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.


  • With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
  • With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.


  • The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. (The bigger the better)


  • The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!)


OK, who didn’t draw a tail???


Have a good weekend, catch you next week.



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